Computer: Before entering this research facility, please identify yourself. You have four chances.
[Miriam scans a card.] Computer: Please identify yourself. Susan: Try the district all-access card.
[Miriam grabs and scans card.] Computer: Fraudulent card. Please identify yourself. Susan: Here. Try Adam's credit card.
[Miriam shoots Susan a concerned glance and scans card.] Computer: Thanks for the credit card number. You have one more chance to identify yourself. Susan: Oh, look! A janitor.
[Miriam sneaks up on the janitor and Vulcan-pinches him. She takes his ID.] Miriam: Great! We can finally get in that facility!
[Miriam scans ID.] Computer: I'm sorry, your ID expired 1 minute ago.