[Group of friends are in the living room.]
Maya: Why are we here, again? Is it because today is Sunday? Alyssa: No! Not because today is Sunday, but because today is Mildred's birthday!
[Group silence.] Alyssa: You could at least pretend to be enthusiastic about her birthday.
[Group murmurs in agreement.]
[Evan is trying to get the Andrews to bed.]
Tahoma: This warm milk is making me tired and sleepy. Arial: Agreed. Tahoma: You know what would make this milk taste better? Chocolate syrup!